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Mrs. Smith's Five Laws of Poodle Science

Mrs. Smith's Five Laws of Poodle Science
1. Fingernails are for use.
2. Every prom gown his or her dummy.
3. Every baseball its hot dog.
4. Drink the skeleon of the monster.
5. The eyeball is a squashed computer.
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Sunnyside Middle School's Five Laws of Woman Science

Sunnyside Middle School's Five Laws of Woman Science
1. Girls are for use.
2. Every dog his or her sunshine.
3. Every test tube its acid.
4. Bubble the gas of the cup.
5. The foot is a flat child.
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Kaitlyn's Five Laws of Butterfly Science

Kaitlyn's Five Laws of Butterfly Science
1. Mules are for use.
2. Every floor his or her unicorn.
3. Every fart its glitter.
4. Prance the doorway of the dolphin.
5. The board is a yellow hat.
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Dog's Five Laws of Dog Science

Dog's Five Laws of Dog Science
1. Dog are for use.
2. Every dog his or her dog.
3. Every dog its dogdog.
4. Dog the dog of the dog.
5. The dog is a dog.
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v 's Five Laws of v cv c Science

v 's Five Laws of v cv c Science
1. cv v are for use.
2. Every cv cv his or her cv cv .
3. Every cv cv its c bv c .
4. Cv the c cv of the v .
5. The cv v is a cv cv c vc .
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Dildo Factory's Five Laws of Poop Science

Dildo Factory's Five Laws of Poop Science
1. Poops are for use.
2. Every big dump his or her jizz pile.
3. Every skidmarks its big log.
4. Farted the hairy taco of the big dong.
5. The asshole is a nastily breasts.
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Melville's Five Laws of Rutabaga Science

Melville's Five Laws of Rutabaga Science
1. Books are for use.
2. Every haircut his or her snow.
3. Every brother its tricycle.
4. Swim the meatball of the computer.
5. The coffee is a silly driver.
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Steve's Five Laws of Truck Science

Steve's Five Laws of Truck Science
1. Pumpkins are for use.
2. Every pencil his or her book.
3. Every chair its spooon.
4. Run the door of the mat.
5. The building is a happily book.
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